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Taylor. MMA fanatic. Mowin' lawns 'n shit. POSITIVE ENERGY!

nicklugo:

white people truly say the weirdest shit trying to be romantic on here “i want to taste the name of your hair on my lips in my cigarette while drinking your backwash” *50 thousand notes* 

(via angryblackman)

KJ Noons knocks out Sam Stout in thirty seconds — The Ultimate Fighter: Nations Finale

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Dustin Poirier finishes Akira Corassani — The Ultimate Fighter: Nations Finale

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pilgrimkitty:

unbucaneve:

jenesaispourquoi:

professorsparklepants:

Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?

the prof asks the important questions.

Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!

Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

colonelcheru:

lunulata:

No really. Watch this.

Ancient Chinese instrument, the sheng, which originated back in 1,100 BC, and it can perfectly replicate the music in Mario.

omg she’s doing the coin noises too

(via angryblackman)